I’m going to hell
aladdin get off that train your father is alive
he’s alive and very very handsome
are we just going to ignore the hand that is coming out of Flynn Rider’s crotch
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
This goes for not just teenage boys, but for any man who “doesn’t understand the difference.”
**any human who “doesn’t understand” the difference.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.
Yessss! She’s gorgeous!
Can this be a new thing? Please?
This needs to be on everybody’s dash
Always reblog ❤
Omfg shes perf
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”